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  • Vacation in Jamaica

    A woman goes on vacation to Jamaica. Upon arriving, she meets a black man, and after a night of passionate love-making she asks him, “What is your name?” “I can’t tell you,” the black man says. Every night they meet, and every night she asks him again what his name is, and he always responds […] More

  • Papers!

    A cop pulled me over and saids, “Papers.” I turned to him and said, “Scissors. I win!” and then drove away. More

  • Two Italian friends

    Two Italian friends are talking to each other one evening. Roberto says, “Tell me Geno, in all honesty, what do you think of a woman with a growth of black hair under her nose?” Geno replies, “Hell no, I would never be turned on by a woman like that.” Roberto says, “OK, so tell me, […] More

  • That Was Short

    A woman had been talking on the phone for about half an hour, and then she hung up. “Wow,” said her husband, “that was short. You usually talk for two hours. What happened?” “Wrong number,” replied the wife. More

  • Oh it must be..

    A husband and a wife were sleeping. Suddenly, a sound of a car screeching was heard outside. The wife woke up and shouted, “Oh it must be my husband!” The husband woke up after he hear his wife’s words and ran off to hide in a bush outside. Moments later, the husband came in, angry. […] More

  • Kittens

    A three-year-old went with his dad to see a litter of kittens. On returning home, he breathlessly informed his mother there were two boy kittens and two girl kittens. “How did you know?” his mother asked. “Daddy picked them up and looked underneath,” he replied. “I think it was printed on the bottom.” More

  • The way you are thinking

    Teacher: Johnny, if there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot 1 with your gun, how many will be left? Johnny: None, the rest will fly away. Teacher: Well, the answer is 4, but i like the way you are thinking. Johnny: I have a question for you; if 3 women are […] More

  • Lion`s Green Card

    In a poor zoo of India, a lion was frustrated as he was offered not more than 1 kg meat a day. The lion thought its prayers were answered when one US Zoo Manager visited the zoo and requested the zoo management to shift the lion to the US Zoo. The lion was so happy […] More

  • Clocks

    Hillary Clinton died and went to Heaven. St. Peter was giving her a tour of Heaven when she noticed that there were dozens of clocks on the wall. Each clock displayed a different time of day. When she asked St. Peter about the clocks, he replied, ”We have a clock for each person on earth […] More

  • Waaay too drunk…

    A pub’s closing and a totally plastered customer struggles to get to the door, then to walk home, despite only living a few hundred yards from there. He literally crawls on the pavement all the way back home, drags himself up the stairs and eventually reaches his bed after two hours. He wakes up the […] More

  • Obama’s New Health Care Plan

    Virtually every professional discipline within the American Medical Association’s membership has decided to weigh in on the new health care plan being developed by President Obama’s team, with varying thoughts and recommendations. The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves. The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut […] More

  • Game 7 of the NBA finals

    It’s game 7 of the NBA finals and a man makes his way to his seat at center court. He sits down and notices that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbor if someone is sitting there. He responds, “No, the seat’s empty.” The first man exclaims, “What?!? Who […] More

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