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  • Lawyers Get Robbed

    Two lawyers are in a bank, when, suddenly, armed robbers burst in. While several of the robbers take the money from the tellers, others line the customers, including the lawyers, up against a wall, and proceed to take their wallets, watches, etc. While this is going on lawyer number one jams something in lawyer number […] More

  • President Obama and David Cameron…

    President Obama and David Cameron are shown a time machine which can see 100 years into the future. They both decide to test it by asking a question each. President Obama goes first: “What will the USA be like in 100 years time?” The machine whirrs and beeps and goes into action and gives him […] More

  • My Son’s #1 Concern

    When my three-year-old was told 
to pee in a cup at the doctor’s office, he unexpectedly got nervous. With 
a shaking voice, he asked, “Do I have to drink it?” More

  • The Old Lawyer….

    Joe the lawyer died suddenly, at the age of 45. He got to the gates of Heaven, and the angel standing there said, “We’ve been waiting a long time for you.” What do you mean he replied, “I’m only 45, in the prime of my life. Why did I have to die now?” “45? You’re […] More

  • Gratitude

    A priest went into a Washington, D.C., barbershop, got his hair cut and asked how much he owed. “No charge, Father,” the barber said. “I consider it a service to the Lord.” when the barber arrived at his shop the next morning, he found a dozen small prayer booklets on the stoop along with a […] More

  • Go See If Am I There

    The basketball coach stormed into the university president’s office and demanded a raise right then and there. “Please,” protested the college president, “you already make more than the entire History Department.” “Yeah, maybe so, but you don’t know what I have to put up with,” the coach blustered. “Look.” He went out into the hall […] More

  • Too Much Flirting

    John looked tense. His friend asked him the reason for his worry. John said he had received a letter from somebody threatening him of dire consequences if he did not stop flirting with his wife. The friend says, “Then what’s the problem? Just stop flirting with his wife.” John replies, “I would, but the letter […] More

  • Don’t Believe Him, He’s Getting Senile

    An Elderly couple was celebrating their 60th anniversary. The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighborhood after they retired. Holding hands, they walked back to their old school. It was not locked, so they entered, and found the old desk they’d shared where Andy had carved ‘I love […] More

  • Keep On Pulling

    A preacher was looking for a good used lawnmower one day. He found one at a yard sale that Little Johnny happened to be manning. “This mower work, son?” the preacher asked. Little Johnny said, “Sure does, just pull on the cord hard, though.” The preacher took the mower home and when he got ready […] More

  • The Accident That’s About to Happen

    Husband: Babe, after work I had an accident. Sabrina took me to the hospital. After various tests, they said I was in a bad state with cervical dislocation, multiple facial injuries. Also, they will have to amputate my right leg. Wife: Who is Sabrina? More

  • Nobody Really Was Home

    A girl phoned me the other day and said, “Come on over, there’s nobody home.” I went over. Nobody was home. More

  • Wise Fatherly Words

    An elderly man was on the operating table, about to be operated on by his son, a famous surgeon. Just before they put him under, he asked to speak to his son. “Don’t be nervous, son, just do your best and remember, if it doesn’t go well, if something happens to me… your mother is […] More

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