The guy says, before we go any further, I should warn you that I’m hung like a baby.
His new husband looked a bit disappointed, but then said well thats ok, now I have something to tell you. This isn’t really my penis, I use a little padding. He takes his clothes off and sure enough he is as small as a pea pod.
The guy then takes his pants off and this huge penis flops out. He stares in disbelief and says, I thought you said you were hung like a baby.
He says Yea, I am 16 inches, 7 1/2 pounds.