Being Possible

The teacher asked her class what each wanted to become when they grew up. A chorus of responses came from all over the room.
“A football player.”
“A doctor.”
“An astronaut.”
“The president.”
“A fireman.”
“A teacher.”
“A race car driver.”
Everyone that is, except Little Johnny. The teacher noticed he was sitting there quiet and still.
So she said to him, “Johnny, what do you want to be when you grow up?”
“Possible” Little Johnny replied.
“Possible?” asked the teacher.
“Yes,” Little Johnny said. “My mom is always telling me I’m impossible. So when I get to be big, I want to be possible.”

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