Blonde Thanksgiving

It was the first time a blonde was eating Thanksgiving dinner without her family, so she prepared a dinner by herself. The next day, her mother called to see how everything went.
“Mom, I made myself a lovely dinner, but I had so much trouble trying to eat the turkey!” the blonde said.
“Did it not taste good?” her mother asked.
“I don’t know,” the blonde replied. “It wouldn’t sit still!”

Final Exam

Sleeping pills