When I take a long time, I am slow. When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough.
When I don’t do it, I am lazy. When my boss doesn’t do it, he’s too busy.
When I do it without being told, I’m trying to be smart. When my boss does the same, that is initiative.
When I please my boss, that’s brown-nosing. When my boss pleases his boss, that’s co-operating.
When I do good, my boss never remembers. When I do wrong, he never forgets.