Breaking Up!

George went over to his fiancee’s house and sadly told his girlfriend the wedding was off. He was going to marry another woman.
His girlfriend was distraught. She asked, “How can you choose another woman over me? Is she a better cook?”
“Not on her best days, she can’t match your everyday cooking.”
“Does she buy you gifts like I do, the electronic toys that please men so much.?”
“She can’t buy me anything. She has no job and no money.”
“Then she must be beautiful and hotter! Is she that much better than me?”
“No, you are fantastic.”
“Then what can this woman possibly do better than me that you want to marry her?”
“She can sue me for child support.”

The parrot

I Know the Truth