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Flying Turtle

Deep within a forest, a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours of effort, he reached the top, jumped into the air waving his front legs and crashed to the ground. After recovering, he slowly climbed the tree again, jumped, and fell to the ground. The turtle tried again and again, while a […] More

Duck Hunting!

Three doctors went duck hunting and a bird flew overhead. The general practitioner looked at it and said, “Looks like a duck, flies like a duck… it’s probably a duck,” and he took a shot at it but missed and the bird flew away. When the next bird came into view, the pathologist looked at […] More

Too fast !!

A snail was moving along the beach when he happened to look back behind him and saw three turtles wearing leather jackets. After moving along for about four weeks, the snail looked back again and saw that the three turtles were still there and closing in on him. So, the snail picked up his pace. […] More

The king

A servant enrolled his donkey in a race & won. The local paper read: ‘SERVANT’s A*S WON’. The king was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the servant to get rid of the donkey. He gave the donkey to the queen. The local paper then read:”QUEEN HAS THE BEST A*S IN TOWN”. […] More

Deer Hunting!

It was Sunday morning when Bill, an avid hunter, woke up ready to go nail the first deer of the season. He walks down to the kitchen to get a cup of coffee, and to his surprise he finds his wife, Judy, sitting there, fully decked out in camouflage overalls. Bill asks her, “Ummm, What […] More

Sunny morning

It’s a sunny morning in the Big Forest and the Bear family is just waking up. Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his small chair at the table. He looks into his small bowl. It is empty! “Who’s been eating my porridge?” he squeaks. Father Bear arrives at the table and sits in his […] More

Circling Sharks!

Why Sharks Circle You Before Attacking? Another educational story about parents teaching kids. Two great white sharks swimming in the ocean spied survivors of a sunken ship. “Follow me son” the father shark said to the son shark and they swam to the mass of people. “First we swim around them a few times with […] More

Crow Kills!

Researchers for the Massachusetts Turnpike Authority found over 200 dead crows near greater Boston recently and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu. A Bird Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone’s relief, confirmed the problem was definitely not Avian Flu. The cause of death appeared to […] More