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  • Relatives….

    A couple drove several miles down a country road, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument, and neither wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules and pigs, the wife sarcastically asked, “Relatives of yours?” “Yep,” the husband replied, “In-laws.” More

  • A fun game

    A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game? The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists […] More

  • Mind telling me the time?

    BLONDE: “Excuse me, what time is it right now?” WOMAN: “It’s 11:25PM.” BLONDE: (confused look on face) “You know, it’s the weirdest thing, I’ve asked that question thirty times today, and every time someone gives me a different answer.” More

  • I almost..

    A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all work at the same office for a female boss who always goes home early. “Hey girls,” says the brunette, “Let’s go home early tomorrow. She’ll never know.” The next day, they all leave right after the boss does. The brunette gets some extra gardening done, the redhead […] More

  • Forgive Your Enemies

    The preacher’s Sunday sermon was ‘Forgive Your Enemies.’ He asked how many of the congregation have forgiven their enemies? About half held up their hands. He then repeated his question. Now about 80 % held up their hands. He then repeated his question once more. All responded, except one elderly lady. “Mrs. Johnson, are you […] More

  • Early Dementia Test

    It’s that time of year to take our annual senior citizen test. Exercising the brain is as important as exercising muscles. As we grow older, it’s important to keep mentally alert. If you don’t use it, you lose it! Below is a very private way to gauge your loss or non-loss of intelligence. Take the […] More

  • Trying on Shoes

    A blonde walks into a shoe store and tries on a pair of shoes. “How do they feel?” asks the salesclerk. “Well, they feel a bit tight,” replies the blonde. The assistant promptly bends down and has a look at the shoes and the blonde’s feet. “Try pulling the tongue out,” offers the clerk. “Nath, […] More

  • Nude Beach

    Two parents take their son on a vacation and go to a nude beach. The father goes for a walk on the beach and the son goes and plays in thewater. The son comes running up to his mom and says…”Mommy, I saw ladies with boobies a lot bigger than yours!” The mom says…”the bigger […] More

  • Hamster to the vet

    A man takes his hamster to the vet, and after a short look at the creature, the vet pronounces it dead. Not happy with the vet’s diagnosis, the man asks for a second opinion. The vet gives a whistle and in strolls a Labrador dog. The dog nudges the hamster around with its nose and […] More

  • Whatsapp blunder

    George received a msg on Whatsapp from his neighbour Toby. The msg read as follows: “Need to make a confession to you, George. I cannot carry the burden of this guilt anymore. I have been using your wife, day and night, when you are away. In fact, I have been using more than you. It […] More

  • Golden wedding anniversary

    A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town. A local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage. “Well, it dates back to our honeymoon,” explained the husband. “We visited the Grand Canyon and took a trip down […] More

  • The Darwinian vs. God Contest

    One day a group of Darwinian scientists got together and decided that man had come a long way and no longer needed God. So they picked one Darwinian to go and tell Him that they were done with Him. The Darwinian walked up to God and said, “God, we’ve decided that we no longer need […] More

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