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  • Bad gums

    There was a father and his young son who lived in a secluded village somewhere in central Australia. The boy’s mother had left the father under difficult circumstances, and he had had bad experiences with women ever since. So he took his boy aside one day and told him, “Listen son, don’t go messing around […] More

  • Marriage Vows!

    When Joe, a nice man married for over 50 years died, his wife, Myrtle was devastated. A couple of months later, Myrtle also died. Once in heaven, Myrtle anxiously looked for Joe. Suddenly, behind a Cloud, she could clearly see him with another woman. She ran towards him, calling his name, “Joe. Darling, Joe” Joe […] More

  • Stern Warning!

    Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped to gently scold the child. Smiling sweetly, the Sunday school teacher said, “Johnny, when I was a child, I was told if that I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that.” Little Johnny looked up […] More

  • Use The Word

    A pre-school teacher says to her class, “Who can use the word “definitely” in a sentence?” First a little girl says, “The sky is definitely blue.” The teacher says, “Sorry, Amy, but the sky can also be grey or orange.” Then a little boy says, “Trees are definitely green.” “Sorry, but in the autumn the […] More

  • Switching channels

    An old married couple was at home watching TV. The husband had the remote and was switching back and forth between a fishing channel and the p0rn channel. The wife became more and more annoyed and finally said: “For god’s sake! Leave it on the p0rn channel. You already know how to fish!” More

  • Life on the Moon

    Shortly after his spaceship landed on the moon, the astronaut debarked and began exploring the strange new terrain. He had walked for only fifteen minutes when he came upon a lovely young moon girl, who was busily stirring the contents of a meteoroid pot. “Hi,” he said, introducing himself. “I’m an astronaut, here to discover […] More

  • Bee Between Legs

    A young couple went to a nude beach on a sunny day. They got rid of all their clothes and lay down. Suddenly a bee flew into the woman’s vagìna, and as you all might guess it wasn’t very pleasant! So,they rushed to the nearest hospital where the local Doc tries to solve the problem. […] More

  • Celebrating

    While the bar patron savored a double martini, an attractive women sat down next to him. The bartender served her a glass of orange juice, and the man turned to her and said, “This is a special day. I’m celebrating.” “I’m celebrating, too,” she replied, clinking glasses with him. “What are you celebrating?” he asked. […] More

  • Man of The House

    Tony had just finished reading a new book entitled, ‘You Can Be The Man of Your House.’ He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, ‘From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is Law. You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, […] More

  • Prisoner

    The bride tells her husband, “Honey, you know I’m a virgin and I don’t know anything about se x. Can you explain it to me first?” “OK, Sweetheart, putting it simply, we will call your private place ‘the prison’ and call my private thing ‘the prisoner’. So what we do is: put the prisoner in […] More

  • Irresistible

    There was a man walking alone along a beach. He comes across a bottle with a cork in it. The man picks up the bottle and pulls out the cork. A loud roar follows and a genie appears. The genie says to the man, “I’m a little tired today and I can only give you […] More

  • Late Bus

    Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus. The buses were running late, and a lot of time passed. Finally, one woman turned to the other and said, “You know, I’ve been sitting here so long, my butt fell asleep!’. The other woman turned to her and said “I know! I […] More

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