Miscellaneous Jokes

Old Josh was sat in his garden, sunbathing in the deck chair when he noticed his grand-son kneeling on the lawn with a worm. When he asked his grandson what he was doing, he found that he was trying to push the worm down the hole from which it came. “If you can get that […] More

An Irishman is walking along the beach one day, and he sees a bottle laying in the sand. He picks it up and starts to brush it off, and out pops a genie. The genie says, “Since you have freed me from the bottle, I will grant you three wishes.” The Irishman thinks for a […] More

A guy walked into a little corner store with a shotgun and demanded all of the cash from the cash drawer. After the cashier put the cash in a bag, the robber saw a bottle of Scotch that he wanted, behind the counter on the shelf. He told the cashier to put it in the […] More

Eddie in Dallas calls his son in New York just before Thanksgiving and tells him, “I’m sorry to tell you but your mother and I are getting a divorce. I just cannot tolerate any more of her constant complaining. We can’t stand the sight of each other any more. I’m telling you first, Jerry, because […] More

After a laborious two-week criminal trial in a very high profile bank robbery case, the jury finally ended its 14 hours of deliberations and entered the courtroom to deliver its verdict to the judge. The judge turns to the jury foreman and asks, “Has the jury reached a verdict in this case?” “Yes we have, […] More

Two old friends crossed paths after not seeing one another for almost a decade. Utkarsh: “What are you doing these days?” Sparsh: “PHD.” Utkarsh: “Wow! You’re a doctor!” Sparsh: “No, Pizza Home Delivery.” More

This man had just bought a brand new Ferrari F-50 and he was taking it for a cruise. He was stopped at a red light and this little boy on a moped stopped next to him and was at awe over the car. He asked the man if he could take a quick look inside […] More

Some hours later, Holmes wakes his faithful friend. “Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see. Watson replies, “I see millions of stars. “What does that tell you? Watson ponders for a minute. “Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it […] More

The manager of a large office noticed a new man one day and told him to come into his office. “What is your name?” was the first thing the manager asked the new guy. “Bobby,” the new guy replied. The manager scowled, “Look… I don’t know what kind of a namby-pamby place you worked before, […] More

The kids filed into class Monday morning. They were all very excited. Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on salesmanship. Little Sally led off. “I sold Girl Scout cookies and I made $30” she said proudly, “My sales approach was to appeal to the customer’s civil spirit and I credit […] More