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  • Send a message

    When NASA was preparing for the Apollo project, it did some astronaut training near a Navajo Indian reservation. One day, a Navajo elder and his son came across the space crew. The old man, who spoke only Navajo, asked a question which his son translated. “What are these guys in the big suits doing?” A […] More

  • Keeping Warm in the Winter

    My husband and I purchased an old home in Northern New York State from two elderly sisters. Winter was fast approaching and I was concerned about the house’s lack of insulation. “If they could live here all those years, so can we!” my husband confidently declared. One January night the temperature plunged to below zero, […] More

  • Cannibal Feast

    An airplane full of a shipment of Pepsi flying over Africa had a malfunction and went down. A few weeks later, Pepsi sent a rescue plane. They searched the area and found a tribe of cannibals. They walked up to the Chief of the tribe and asked him if he knew anything about the crash. […] More

  • Some advice

    When a woman in an office became engaged to be married, a colleague offered her some advice. “The first ten years are the hardest.” “How long have you been married?” the woman asked. “Ten years,” she replied. More

  • A Cold Charity Case

    A local charity had never received a donation from the town’s banker, so the director made a phone call. “Our records show you make $500,000 a year, yet you haven’t given a penny to charity,” the director began. “Wouldn’t you like to help the community?” The banker replied, “Did your research show that my mother […] More

  • Very nice

    One night a teenage girl brought her new boyfriend home to meet her parents, and they were appalled by his appearance: leather jacket, motorcycle boots, tattoos and more piercings than they wanted to count. Later, the parents pulled their daughter aside and confessed their concern. “Dear,” said the mother diplomatically, “he doesn’t seem very nice.” […] More

  • Give Me More Pockets

    “If you put your hand in your right pocket and found 20 dollars, and put your hand in the left pocket and found 50 dollars, what would you do?” “I would immediately rush to my tailor and ask him to stitch more pockets on my trousers!” More

  • Invention of the toothbrush

    Research had been going on for many years as to the invention of the toothbrush. Researchers knew the purpose of the device, but wanted to know and acknowledge the originating location. After a very long and exasperating study the researchers came to their conclusion as to the origin of the toothbrush. It was decided that […] More

  • Visiting the Grand Canyon

    Three people were visiting the Grand Canyon: a painter, a preacher, and a cowboy. Looking over the massive canyon, each one verbalized his observation: “Incredible!” the painter said. “I’d love to paint a picture of this!” The preacher waved his arms and cried, “Glory! Look what God has done!” The cowboy exclaimed, “I’d sure hate […] More

  • Morning Exercise

    I do 10 sit-ups every morning… It may not sound like much, but there is only so many times you can hit the snooze button! More

  • Like a Rolling Stone

    At my ten-year-old’s request, I loaded my Rolling Stones tunes onto his iPod. “I had no idea you liked the Stones,” I said. “Sure. I like all that old-fashioned music,” he said. “What do you mean, ‘old-fashioned music’?” “You know,” he said defensively. “Music from the 1900’s.” More

  • Teacher Test

    To make his class interesting, an English language teacher asked a grade 3 student to challenge him in an English test. The student wrote this word on the classroom board, SIDANDTED, and asked his teacher to explain its meaning. The teacher looked at the word for some time and even searched for its meaning in […] More

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