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9 Months Later
Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. So they loaded up Jack’s minivan and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. So they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered he door if they could spend the night. “I realize […] More
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Wicked Mathematics!
A Jamaican wants a job, but the foreman won’t hire him until he passes a little math test. “Here is your first question”, the foreman said. “Without using numbers, represent the number 9.” “Without numbers?” the Jamaican says, “Dat is easy.” And proceeds to draw three trees. “What’s this?” the boss asks. “Ave you got […] More
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Husbands nicknames
Three women were sitting around throwing back a few drinks and talking about their se x lives. Karen said, “I call my husband the dentist because nobody can drill like he does.” Joanne giggled and confessed, “I call my husband the miner because of his incredible shaft.” Kathy quietly sipped her whiskey until Joanne finally […] More
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Growing Tomatoes
A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes, but couldn’t seem to get her tomatoes to turn red. One day, while taking a stroll, she came upon a gentleman neighbor who had the most beautiful garden full of huge red tomatoes. The woman asked the gentlemen,”What do you do to get your tomatoes so red?” The gentlemen […] More
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Be strong honey
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns, and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. He ties the girl to the bed and he gets on top […] More
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Bad gums
There was a father and his young son who lived in a secluded village somewhere in central Australia. The boy’s mother had left the father under difficult circumstances, and he had had bad experiences with women ever since. So he took his boy aside one day and told him, “Listen son, don’t go messing around […] More
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Two Irishmen
Two Irishmen, Patrick & Michael, were adrift in a lifeboat following a dramatic escape from a burning freighter. While rummaging through the boat’s provisions, Patrick stumbled across an old lamp. Secretly hoping that a genie would appear, he rubbed the lamp vigorously. To the amazement of Patrick, a genie came forth. This particular genie, however, […] More
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Holiday Feast
A woman walks into a tattoo parlor. She gets into the chair and tells the tattoo artist, “I want two tattoos, one on each of my inner thighs. I want a turkey on one thigh and a Christmas tree on the other.” The tattoo artist begins his work, but is a bit confused, so he […] More
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Life on the Moon
Shortly after his spaceship landed on the moon, the astronaut debarked and began exploring the strange new terrain. He had walked for only fifteen minutes when he came upon a lovely young moon girl, who was busily stirring the contents of a meteoroid pot. “Hi,” he said, introducing himself. “I’m an astronaut, here to discover […] More
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Bee Between Legs
A young couple went to a nude beach on a sunny day. They got rid of all their clothes and lay down. Suddenly a bee flew into the woman’s vagìna, and as you all might guess it wasn’t very pleasant! So,they rushed to the nearest hospital where the local Doc tries to solve the problem. […] More
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Prisoner
The bride tells her husband, “Honey, you know I’m a virgin and I don’t know anything about se x. Can you explain it to me first?” “OK, Sweetheart, putting it simply, we will call your private place ‘the prison’ and call my private thing ‘the prisoner’. So what we do is: put the prisoner in […] More