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  • Cannibals

    One day three people were stuck on an island with cannibals. The cannibals said, “If you do what we say, we won’t kill you”. So the 3 people followed the orders which were to go into the forest and pick 10 fruits of your choice. So the first person came back out of the forest […] More

  • Oak

    A young woman asks her mother, “Mom, how many kind of penisês are there?” The mother, surprised, answers, “Well, daughter, a man goes through three phases. In a man’s twenties, is like an oak, mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is […] More

  • Complete coverage

    Two men are in a doctor’s office. Each of them are to get a vasectomy…the nurse comes into the room and tells both men, “Strip and put on these gowns before going in to see the doctor to have your procedures done.” A few minutes later she returns and reaches into one man’s gown and […] More

  • Personal question

    A guy walked up to a beautiful young woman in a bar. “Do you mind if I ask you a personal question?” he said to her. “I don’t know,” replied the beautiful young woman. “It depends how personal it is.” “OK,” the guy said. “How many men have you slept with?” “I’m not going to […] More

  • Factory Whistle

    An American manufacturer is showing his machine factory to a potential customer from Albania. At noon, when the lunch whistle blows, two thousand men and women immediately stop work and leave the building. “Your workers, they’re escaping!” cries the visitor. “You’ve got to stop them.” “Don’t worry, they’ll be back,” says the American. And indeed, […] More

  • Embarrassing Situations!

    A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the other end. After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, “Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?” To which she responds by yelling, at the […] More

  • Testing Sons-in-law

    An old woman had 3 daughters. One day she decided to test her three sons-in-law. One a fine day, she was walking along a lake shore with the first son-in-law. Purposefully, she fell down in the lake and started yelling for help. The first son-in-law jumped into the water and dragged her out into the […] More

  • Get in trouble

    Student: “Should I get in trouble for something I didn’t do?” Teacher: “No.” Student: “Good, because I didn’t do my homework.” More

  • Having a Bad Day

    A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his waist towards the electric socket. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she ran outside and grabbed a handy plank of wood and smacked him with it, […] More

  • At least twice as large

    A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and the Texan says, “Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least twice as large”. Then they walk around the ranch a little, and the Aussie shows off […] More

  • Just Checkup

    A naked woman is bouncing on her bed singing. Her husband walks into the bedroom and sees her. He watches her a while then says, “You look ridiculous! What on earth do you think you’re doing?” She says, “I just got my checkup and my doctor says I have the breasts of an eighteen year […] More

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