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  • It’s no good

    “It’s no good, Mabel, I can’t find anything wrong with you, it must be the effects of drinking,” said the doctor. “Well, in that case I’ll come back when you’re sober!” exclaimed the woman. More

  • How can you tell?

    A very drunk man was walking down the street, one foot on the pavement and the other on the road. “I shall have to arrest you for being drunk,” said the policeman. “Drunk?” said the man. “How can you tell?” “You are walking with one foot on the pavement and the other on the road,” […] More

  • Driving home

    Two drunken men were driving home. The first started screaming: – Jim, watch out for the wall, watch out for the waaaaall! Baaaaam! They hit the wall. The next day in the hospital the first man asked his friend: – You good for nothing, I’ve been screaming for you to watch out, why didn’t you? […] More

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