After returning home from a colonoscopy an upper middle aged man received a call from his friend to see how the test turned out.
He told his buddy that the doctor had found a large blockage.
The friend asked, “Didn’t I tell you a while back that bananas were good for your colon?”
The middle aged man responded, “Yea I’m going through like twenty a week.”
So his friend asks, “What’s the problem?”
“I didn’t know I was supposed to eat them!”