Jack and Mark are walking from religious service. Jack wonders whether it would be all right to smoke while praying.
Mark replies, “Why don’t you ask the Priest?”
So Jack goes up to the Priest and asks, “Father, may I smoke while I pray?”
The Priest replies, “No, my son, you may not! That’s utter disrespect to our religion.”
Jack goes back to his friend and tells him what the good Priest told him.
Mark says, “I’m not surprised. You asked the wrong question. Let me try.”
And so Mark goes up to the Priest and asks, “Father, may I pray while I smoke?”
To which the Priest eagerly replies, “By all means, my son, by all means. You can always pray whenever you want to.”