There are three guys in a small boat and it’s sinking fast.
In the boat is a Frenchman, an American, and a Puerto Rican.
They decide that they have to throw some things overboard in order to save themselves.
“Well, I have too much of this wine and cheese,” says the Frenchman, and he throws some overboard.
“Yeah, and I have too many bananas,” says the Puerto Rican and he throws some overboard.
“Well, let me think,” says the American, and he throws the Puerto Rican overboard.

A New York Lawyer