Did it Hurt ???

A man had just got out of hospital from a sex-change operation and (s)he was talking to the people (s)he knew before (s)he became a woman.
“Did it hurt?”
“No, not really, only the last bit.”
“Was that when they cut it off?”
“No, that didn’t hurt, it was the last bit.”
“Was that when they put the silicone bags in your chest?”
“No, it was just the last bit that hurt.”
“Well what was the last bit?”
“You know, the bit where they take half your brains out and make your mouth bigger. That was agony!”

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