A man who stuttered was asked why he did so. “It’s my p-p-p-p-peculiarity,” he answered. “Everybody has s-s-s-some p-p-p-p-peculiarity.”
“I don’t have any,” said the questioner.
“Don’t y-y-y-you s-s-stir your c-c-c-coffee with your r-r-r-right hand?”
“Yes, of course.”
“Th-that’s your p-p-p-p-peculiarity. Most p-p-p-people use a s-s-s-poon !”