Free Hard Drinks On-Board

A flight attendant on an Airline’s cross-country flight nervously announced about 30 minutes outbound from Chandigarh, “I don’t know how this happened, but we have 110 passengers on board and only 40 dinners…”
When the passengers’ muttering had died down, she continued, “Anyone who is kind enough to give up his meal so that someone else can eat, will receive free unlimited hard drinks during the entire journey in the flight.”
Her next announcement came an hour and a half later, “If anyone wants to change his/her mind, we still have 35 dinners available!!!”

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A helicopter carrying passenge