Heavy sleeper

A man boarded a train and said to the conductor, “I’m a heavy sleeper. Please be sure to wake me at 2:00 a.m. so that I can get off in Atlanta. Whatever I say, get me up. I have an extremely important business there!”
The next morning the man woke up in Richmond. He found the conductor and shouted, “Do you know how angry I am?”
“Probably about as angry as the man I had get off in Atlanta,” replied the conductor.

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