Adam returned home late at night, and entered the front door with staggering feet. As soon as he saw his wife Stella, he ordered her to come with him upstairs as he wanted a screw immediately.
“What the hell Adam,” said Stella, “How many have you had tonight?”
“Just the one.” Adam replied in a slurred voice.
Stella said, “I can tell by your eyes that you’ve had more than one.”
“Ok, two.” Adam said, “But I didn’t cum with the last one.”