I have news

A woman goes away on vacation and has her brother watch her cat. On the second day, when she calls her brother to see how things are going he tells her that the cat is dead.
The woman immediately goes into hysterics, really upset and says, “You can’t tell a person bad news like that. The first day, you should have said that Fluffy was stuck on the roof and couldn’t get down. The second day, you could have said that she had fallen, but the vet said she would be ok. The third day you could have said that she died from complications.”
The next day the brother calls the woman up and says, “I have news.”
“Grandma is stuck on the roof and can’t get down …”

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