It’s magic

David Copperfield is doing his magic show and asks if anyone would like to show him a trick.
“I will”, replies a guy in the audience, “but I’m going to need your wife Claudia and a table.”
“Ok”, says David and the guy gets on stage.
He then bends Claudia over the table, pulls down her knickers and starts f**king her from behind.
David is now very pissed off and says, “That isn’t a trick!!!”
The guy just looks at David Copperfield and replies, “I know, it’s f**king magic.”

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