A blonde stormed up to the front desk of the library and said: “I have a complaint!”
“Yes, Ma’am?” said the librarian looking up at her.
“I borrowed a book last week and it was horrible!”
Puzzled by her complaint the librarian asked: “What was wrong with it?”
“It had way too many characters and there was no plot whatsoever!” said the blonde.
The librarian nodded and said: “Ahhh… So you must be the person who took our phone book.”