An old cowboy went to a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat there sipping his whisky, a young lady sat down next to him. She turned to the cowboy and asked him, ‘Are you a real cowboy?’ He replied, ‘Well, I’ve spent my whole life on the ranch, herding cows, breaking horses, mending fences, so I guess I am.’ He then asked her what she was. She replied, ‘I’m a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning I think of women when I eat, shower, watch TV, everything seems to make me think of women.’ A little while later a couple sat down next to the old cowboy and asked him, ‘Are you a real cowboy?’ He replied, ‘I always thought I was, but I just found out I’m a lesbian.’