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  • Man on the ladies tee…

    It was a sunny Saturday morning on the course, and I was beginning my pre-shot routine on #1, visualizing my upcoming shot, when a voice came over the clubhouse loudspeaker. “Would the gentleman on the Ladies Tee back up to the Men’s Tee, please!!” I was still deep in my routine, seemingly impervious to the […] More

  • A woman awakes during the nigh

    A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband is not in their bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him. He appears deep in thought, just staring at the wall. […] More

  • Explosion

    A terrifying explosion occurs in a gunpowder factory, and once all the mess has been cleared up, and inquiry begins. One of the few survivors is pulled up to make a statement. “Okay Simpson,” says the investigator, “you were near the scene, what happened?” “Well, it’s like this. Old Charley Higgins was in the mixing […] More

  • Good watermelon

    At a gynecologists’ convention Dr. Goldfinger began to read his paper on “The Variation of the Clitoris”. “One of the most unusual cases I ever came across,” he told his audience, “was a clitoris that had a close resemblance to a watermelon.” Dr. Goldfinger was interrupted by another doctor, who said that he might have […] More

  • Golf Emergency

    A husband and wife are on the 9th green when suddenly she collapses. “Help me dear,” she groans to her husband. The husband calls 911 on his cell phone, talks for a few minutes, picks up his putter and lines up his putt. His wife raises her head off the green and stares at him. […] More

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