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  • Cruise Control

    My family has a tradition of naming the cruise control on our cars. We were used to hearing my father proclaim, “Take it, Max,” as he flipped on the cruise control during long trips in our station wagon. Recently, I was travelling with my parents in their new car when we hit a wide-open expanse […] More

  • Dad, What is..?

    An 8-year-old girl asks her father, “Daddy, what is se x?” The father is somewhat surprised that she would ask such a question. But, he reckons if she’s old enough to ask the question, then surely she’s old enough for a straight answer. So, the father proceeds to tell his young daughter all about the […] More

  • Pray and Hit

    A young man and a priest are golfing together. At a short par-3 the priest asks, “What are you going to use on this hole, my son?” The young man says, “An 8-iron, Father. How about you?” The priest says, “I’m going to hit a soft seven and pray.” The young man hits his 8-iron […] More

  • Skydiving for the first time

    A man is going skydiving for the first time. After listening to the instructor for what seems like days, he is ready to go. The man goes up in the airplane and waits to get to the proper altitude. Excited, he jumps out of the airplane. After a bit, he pulls the ripcord. Nothing happens. […] More

  • A man was involved in an auto

    A man was involved in an auto accident. A policeman ran up to the car and asked, “Are you seriously injured?” The man said, “How should I know? I’m a doctor not a lawyer.” More

  • Trying to Please Mama

    The first woman was elected U.S. president. She called her mom to make sure she was coming to the inauguration. “I don’t know, dear. What would I wear?” “Don’t worry, Mom. I’ll send a designer to help you.” “But you know I need special foods for my diet.” “Mom, I’m going to the president. I […] More

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