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  • Temper Temper

    A woman goes to the Doctor, worried about her husband’s temper. The Doctor asks: “What’s the problem?” The woman says: “Doctor, I don’t know what to do. Every day my husband seems to lose his temper for no reason. It scares me.” The Doctor says: “I have a cure for that. When it seems that […] More

  • Wife’s Diary

    We went to a nice restaurant for dinner. I thought he was upset by the fact that I was a bit late, but he said nothing about it. I asked him what was wrong; He said, ‘Nothing.’ I asked him if it was something I had done. He said he wasn’t upset, that it had […] More

  • Man Has Faith

    A man goes swimming in the ocean but gets sucked out to sea. A boat passes by him and tells him to climb aboard but he says “I have faith, God will save me.” The Coast Guard comes by with a rescue helicopter and tells him to climb the ladder up, but he says “I […] More

  • Girl or Boy

    A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl? B: It’s a girl. She’s my daughter. A: Oh, I’m sorry, sir. I didn’t know that you were her father. B: I’m not. I’m her MOTHER. More

  • Conscience

    An elderly Italian Jew wanted to unburden his guilty conscience by talking to his Rabbi. “Rabbi, during World War II, when the Germans entered Italy, I pretended to be a Catholic and changed my name from Levy to Spumoni, and I am alive today because of it.” “Self preservation is allowable, and the fact that […] More

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