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  • Terrible Constipation

    A man went to the doctor and complained that he had the most terrible constipation. The doctor examined him and then gave him a prescription for some tablets to be taken last thing at night. Two weeks later the patient returned for a check-up and the doctor asked him how his constipation was. The doctor […] More

  • Benefits of Green Tea

    A young woman arrived to her doctor with black and blue signs of beating. Doctor, “What happened?” Woman, “Doctor, I do not know what to do, whenever my husband comes home drunk he beats the hell out of me, almost killing me.” Doctor, “I have a really good medication for it. When your husband comes […] More

  • Smoke Rings

    Three little boys were sitting around talking about their fathers. The first boy said, “My dad can blow smoke rings.” The second boy said, “My dad can blow smoke rings out of his nose.” The third boy said, “Well, my dad can blow smoke rings out of his butt.” The first and second boys where […] More

  • Bikinis and Swimsuits

    While shopping for vacation clothes, my husband and I passed a display of bathing suits. It had been at least ten years and twenty pounds since I had even considered buying a bathing suit, so I sought my husband’s advice. ‘What do you think?’ I asked. ‘Should I get a bikini or an all-in-one?’ ‘Better […] More

  • Super Computer

    The Super Computer stood at the end of the Computer Company’s production line. At which point the guided tour eventually arrived. The salesman stepped forward to give his prepared demo. “This”, he said, “is the Super Computer. It will give an intelligent answer to any question you may care to ask it”. At which a […] More

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