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  • Confused parrot

    A magician on a cruise liner had a parrot, who’d seen all the magician’s tricks a jillion times, long ago having figured out the magic behind the magician’s disappearing acts. The parrot got bored, his owner growing stale and not developing any new tricks that the parrot couldn’t figure out. One night in the middle […] More

  • Free Drinks!

    This guy staggers into a bar and shouts, “A double whisky please barman, and a drink for everyone here… and while you’re at it, have one yourself.” “Well thank you sir,” says the barman and proceeds to pour everyone their drinks. Moments later the guy shouts, “Another whisky for me, and the same again for […] More

  • The Barber’s Wife

    This guys sticks his head into a barbershop and asks “How long before I can get a haircut?”. The barber looks around the shop and says “About 2 hours”. The guy leaves. A few days later the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks “How long before I can get a haircut?”. […] More

  • Technical fault

    A priest, a drunkard, and an engineer were all being led to the guillotine to be executed. They ask the priest if he wants to face upward or downward when he meets his fate. The priest says that he would like to die face up, so that he will be looking toward heaven when he […] More

  • Golfing Talent

    Three guys are golfing with the club pro. The first guy tees off and hits a dribbler about 60 yards. He turns to the pro and asks, “What did I do wrong?” The pro says, “Loft.” The next guy tees off and hits a duck hook into the woods. He asks the pro, “What did […] More

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