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Husband in a Good Mood
Darling, remember 25 years ago… I had a rented one-room apartment, a table fan, a black & white tv and a cycle to use. But, at night I used to sleep beside a 25 yr old beautiful girl. Now I own a luxurious bungalow with, 4 LED TVs, a Limousine and a Porsche, servants… but […] More
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The After-Effects of Marriage
A lion was getting married and all animals attended the wedding. Every animal stood a distance and wished then lion. A mouse came and climbed to the stage and extended his hand to wish the lion. The lion roared in rage and said, “How dare are you to come up the stage? Even the tiger […] More
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If I died..
Wife: “Would you get a girlfriend again if I died?” Husband: “Of course not.” Wife: “Why not? Don’t you like being married?” Husband: “Ok, I would marry again.” (annoyed) Wife: “Oh…” (sad) Husband: -silence- Wife: “Would you live in our house?” Husband: “Sure, it’s a great house.” Wife: “Would you two sleep in our bed?” […] More
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Diagnostic Machine
A man without medicare or medical insurance injured himself playing tennis and couldn’t afford to go to the doctor. A friend of his told him there was a wonderful new diagnostic machine at the drugstore and suggested he try it out. So the man went down to the drugstore and poured the required urine sample […] More