Jokes of the day - Part 132

Moths

A woman was having a passionate affair with an inspector from pest-control company. One afternoon they were carrying on in the bedroom together when her husband arrived home unexpectedly. “Quick,” said the woman to her lover, “into the closet!”, and she pushed him into the closet stark naked. The husband, however, became suspicious and after […] More

Camel Questions

A mother and baby camel are talking one day when the baby camel asks, “Mom, why have I got these huge three toed feet?” The mother replies, “Well son, when we trek across the desert your toes will help you to stay on top of the soft sand.” “Okay,” says the son. A few minutes […] More

Having a Beer

A man walks into a bar and orders three beers. He takes a drink out of one… sets it down. Takes a drink out of the second… sets it down. Takes a drink out of the third one… sets it down and repeats this process until all three beers are gone. The man then leaves. […] More

Dog in Heat

A little girl asked her Mom, “Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block? Mom replies, “No, because she is in heat.” “What’s that mean?” asked the child. “Go ask your father. I think he’s in the garage.” The little girl goes to the garage and says, “Dad, may I take […] More

Shakespeare’s Lesson

A young lad and his mother were walking down the street one day when suddenly the boy yelled out excitedly, “Mother, Mother, Look at that bowlegged man!” His mother immediately hushed him explaining it was not polite to make fun of bowlegged people. The next day the same thing happened. “Look mother, there’s that bowlegged […] More

Last Name!!!

The manager of a large office noticed a new man one day and told him to come into his office. “What is your name?” was the first thing the manager asked the new guy. “Bobby,” the new guy replied. The manager scowled, “Look… I don’t know what kind of a namby-pamby place you worked before, […] More

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