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  • Forgive Me Father

    About a month ago, a man in Amsterdam felt that he needed to confess, so he went to his priest, “Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. During WWII I hid a refugee in my attic.” “Well,” answered the priest, “that’s not a sin.”‘ “But I made him agree to pay me 200 Euros for […] More

  • Who Is That?

    A young boy was looking through some old family photos and asked his mother, “Who is the guy on the beach with you with all the muscles and curly hair?” “That’s your father.” “Then who’s that man who lives with us now?” More

  • Non-Committal Echo

    Guy goes to the top of the mountain and screams, “I LOVE YOU!” He waits for the echo. It takes a while, but he finally hears it. Echo replies, “I have a boyfriend!” More

  • We Can

    On the farm where I was raised, home canning was a big thing. Most folks had a garden and ate out of it all summer, the surplus was put up in bottles for the winter. The common saying was: “WE EAT WHAT WE CAN, AND WHAT WE CAN’T, WE CAN.” More

  • Spendthrift

    A father and his son were looking at a nativity scene in a London gallery. It was Titian’s world-famous painting of the scene at Bethlehem. The boy said, “Dad, why is the baby lying in such a crude cradle in a pile of straw?” “Well, son,” explained the father, “they were poor, and they couldn’t […] More

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