Are you in great pain?
Doctor: You have a broken leg, a broken arm, four fractured ribs, and probably a brain concussion. Are you in great pain? Patient: Only when I laugh! More
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How did you guess?
The teacher noticed that Johnny had been daydreaming for a long time. She decided to get his attention.”Johnny,” she said, “If the world is 25,000 miles around and eggs are sixty cents a dozen, how old am I? “Thirty-four,” Johnny answered unhesitatingly. The teacher replied “Well, that’s not far from my actual age. Tell me…how […] More
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Did I step on your toe?
At the movie theater, a young man returning to his seat taps the arm of a woman in the last seat in the row. “Excuse me,” he says, “but did I step on your toe on the way out?” “As a matter of fact, you did,” says the woman, expecting an apology. “Oh good,” says […] More
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How Do You Get To Heaven?
“If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale, and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into heaven?” I asked the children in my Sunday school class. “NO!” the children all answered. “If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat […] More
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Excuses, Excuses
Jones came into the office an hour late for the third time in one week and found the boss waiting for him. “What’s the story this time, Jones?” he asked sarcastically. “Let’s hear a good excuse for a change.” Jones sighed, “Everything went wrong this morning, Boss. My wife decided to drive me to the […] More
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