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  • Keynote

    A boss was educating an employee on effective sales technique. “The main thing to remember is that repetition, repetition, repetition is the keynote!” he advised. “If you have a product to sell, keep harping on it in every possible way, cram it down people’s throats and beat them over the head with it! Above all, […] More

  • Some advice

    When a woman in an office became engaged to be married, a colleague offered her some advice. “The first ten years are the hardest.” “How long have you been married?” the woman asked. “Ten years,” she replied. More

  • Do the same thing

    A boss called one of his workers into the office. “Now listen, Simms, you’re going to have to pull your socks up or I’ll have to sack you. For the past few weeks you’ve been constantly late, you’ve made silly mistakes and you’ve not been civil to your fellow workers. What do you have to say for yourself?” “I’m […] More

  • I don’t know

    The young man was obsessed by the beautiful secretary in his office. He just had to kiss her and touch her body and … One day, he plucked up the courage to speak to her. “I think you’re so gorgeous, if I paid you $250, would you come into the storeroom with me so that I can […] More

  • Following instructions

    A woman brought her baby to see the Doctor, and he determined right away that the baby had an earache. He wrote a prescription for ear drops. In the directions he wrote, “Put two drops in right ear every four hours” and he abbreviated “right” as an R with a circle around it. Several days […] More

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