Jokes of the day - Part 176

The young wife

The out-of-state couple are camping on the shores of a lake near a tiny hamlet. The young wife, stunningly built, decides to give the local town folk a thrill by sun bathing in the nude. “That’s OK with me, honey,” says her husband. “I’ll go get some wood for the fire.” About thirty minutes later, […] More

You’d Probably Live Longer

A couple of hours into a visit with my mother she noticed I hadn’t lit up a cigarette once. “Are you trying to kick the habit?” “No,” I replied. “I’ve got a cold and I don’t smoke when I’m not feeling well.” “You know,” she observed, “you’d probably live longer if you were sick more […] More

It’s A Hospital

Doctor: We need to get these people to a hospital! Nurse: What is it? Doctor: It’s a big building with a lot of doctors, but that’s not important now! More

Morning Exercise

I do 10 sit-ups every morning… It may not sound like much, but there is only so many times you can hit the snooze button! More

Midday Surprise

The week we got our puppy, I caught a stomach bug and stayed home from work one day. That afternoon, my wife called to check up on me. “I’m okay,” I said. “But guess who pooped in the dining room?” My wife’s response, “Who?” More

Like a Rolling Stone

At my ten-year-old’s request, I loaded my Rolling Stones tunes onto his iPod. “I had no idea you liked the Stones,” I said. “Sure. I like all that old-fashioned music,” he said. “What do you mean, ‘old-fashioned music’?” “You know,” he said defensively. “Music from the 1900’s.” More

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