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  • Flattered husband

    After the party, as the couple was driving home, the woman asks her husband, “Honey, has anyone ever told you how handsome, sexy and irresistible to women you are?” The flattered husband said, “No, dear they haven’t.” The wife yells, “Then what the heck gave you THAT idea at the party tonight?” More

  • This Dog Loves People

    The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny. A normally sweet Great Dane Psil has one quirk: she hates United Parcel Service drivers. While walk Psil one day, around the corner of a house came a UPS man. Struggling to […] More

  • On your back

    An Irishman, Englishman and a German are caught in Saudi Arabia drinking. Under Saudi law you are sentenced to 30 lashes then deported. Before you begin you are entitled to something on you back, “What would you like?” said the prison guard to the Englishman just before lashing him. The English man, being a bit […] More

  • Vaseline research

    A woman answers the door to a market researcher. “Good morning madam, I’m doing some research for Vaseline. Do you use it at all in your household?” “Oh yes, all the time. It’s very good for cuts, grazes and burns.” “Do you use it for anything else?” “Like what?” “Ahem.. err.. well.. during.. ahem.. se […] More

  • Lost boots…

    There was a little boy in kindergarten. At the end of one cold winter day, when all the other children were leaving, the teacher found him crying, so she asked him what was wrong. He sobbed, “I can’t find my boots.” The teacher looked around the classroom and saw a pair of boots. “Are these […] More

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