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  • Getting a Cake

    Little Johnny walked into the kitchen, saw his mother making a cake and announced, “I’ll be playing in my room for the next two hours. I sure would like a piece of cake when you’re finished.” Later, when his mother brought him a piece of cooled cake, Little Johnny exclaimed, “Golly, it worked!” Puzzled, his […] More

  • Sticky Hair?

    Rabbit is hopping along the forest one day, when he comes upon Bear taking a dump. Bear says, “Rabbit, do you have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?” Rabbit replies, “No Bear, I don’t. Why do you ask?” So Bear grabs Rabbit and wipes his a$$ with him. More

  • Through the dark

    After John had purchased movie tickets for himself and his girlfriend, she went inside to find seats while he got some popcorn. By the time he was served, the previews were being shown and the theater was dark. John stumbled his way through the dark, sat down and gave his girlfriend a kiss. Then he […] More

  • Medical prescription

    A guy goes to the doctor. Guy: “Doc, I think I broke my arm in three places.” Doctor: “Well, don’t go to those places!” More

  • English girl

    An American woman goes to England to attend a 2-week company training session. Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip. The wife answers, “Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?” The husband laughs and says, “An English girl.” The woman kept quiet […] More

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