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  • Blue silk pajamas

    A man phones home from his office and says to his wife, “I have the chance to go fishing for a week. It’s the opportunity of a lifetime. I have to leave right away. Pack my clothes, my fishing equipment, and my blue silk pajamas. I’ll be home in an hour to pick them up.” […] More

  • Always Read the Sign

    A heavily bandaged man was sitting up in bed at the hospital when his friend came to visit. “What happened to you?” the friend asked. “Well, we went to the amusement park and decided to ride the roller coaster. As we came to the top of the highest loop, I noticed a sign by the […] More

  • Who Is Sleeping

    Wife: “You told me so many bad things in your sleep last night!” Husband: “Who said I was asleep?” More

  • Brand new

    A divorced man bumps into his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. After knocking back a few drinks, he walks over to the guy and sneers: “So, how do you like using second-hand goods?” “Doesn’t bother me,” the new husband replies. “Once you get past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.” More

  • The Hat

    An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat on tightly so that it would not blow off in the wind. A gentleman approached her and said: “Pardon me, madam. I do not intend to be forward, but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this […] More

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