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  • Roaches

    Customer: Do you have and roaches? Clerk: Yes we sell them to the fisherman. Customer: I would like 20,000 of them. Clerk: What would you want with 20,000 roaches? Customer: I’m moving tomorrow and my lease says I must leave my apartment in the condition in which I found it. More

  • Speeding Judges!

    Two small county judges both got arrested for speeding on the same day. Rather than call the state Supreme Court for a visiting judge, each agreed to hear the other’s case. The first judge took the bench while the second stood at the defendant’s table, and admitted his guilt. The sentencing judge immediately suspended both […] More

  • Trouble Sleeping

    The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office. “What seems to be the problem?” the doctor asked. “Well, I, uh,” she stammered. “I think I, uh, might be a nymphomaniac.” “I see,” he said. “I can help you, but I must advise you that my fee is \\$80 an hour.” “That’s not bad,” she replied. […] More

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    Blind Man is Here

    A Nun was taking a shower one day and she heard the door bell ring, she yelled “Who is it?” And the person ringing the door bell yelled, “I’m the blind man.” So the Nun got out of the shower and wrapped her hair in a towel, she didn’t bother putting a towel around herself […] More

  • Why White?

    A fresh-faced lad on the eve of his wedding night asks his mother, “Mom, why are wedding dresses white?” The mother looks at her son and replies, “Son, this shows the town that your bride is pure.” The son thanks his mom, and then seeks his father opinion, “Dad, why are wedding dresses white?” The […] More

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