Jokes of the day - Part 216

Vacation in Jamaica

A woman goes on vacation to Jamaica. Upon arriving, she meets a black man, and after a night of passionate love-making she asks him, “What is your name?” “I can’t tell you,” the black man says. Every night they meet, and every night she asks him again what his name is, and he always responds […] More

Papers!

A cop pulled me over and saids, “Papers.” I turned to him and said, “Scissors. I win!” and then drove away. More

Two Italian friends

Two Italian friends are talking to each other one evening. Roberto says, “Tell me Geno, in all honesty, what do you think of a woman with a growth of black hair under her nose?” Geno replies, “Hell no, I would never be turned on by a woman like that.” Roberto says, “OK, so tell me, […] More

That Was Short

A woman had been talking on the phone for about half an hour, and then she hung up. “Wow,” said her husband, “that was short. You usually talk for two hours. What happened?” “Wrong number,” replied the wife. More

Oh it must be..

A husband and a wife were sleeping. Suddenly, a sound of a car screeching was heard outside. The wife woke up and shouted, “Oh it must be my husband!” The husband woke up after he hear his wife’s words and ran off to hide in a bush outside. Moments later, the husband came in, angry. […] More

Kittens

A three-year-old went with his dad to see a litter of kittens. On returning home, he breathlessly informed his mother there were two boy kittens and two girl kittens. “How did you know?” his mother asked. “Daddy picked them up and looked underneath,” he replied. “I think it was printed on the bottom.” More

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