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  • The way you are thinking

    Teacher: Johnny, if there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot 1 with your gun, how many will be left? Johnny: None, the rest will fly away. Teacher: Well, the answer is 4, but i like the way you are thinking. Johnny: I have a question for you; if 3 women are […] More

  • Lion`s Green Card

    In a poor zoo of India, a lion was frustrated as he was offered not more than 1 kg meat a day. The lion thought its prayers were answered when one US Zoo Manager visited the zoo and requested the zoo management to shift the lion to the US Zoo. The lion was so happy […] More

  • Clocks

    Hillary Clinton died and went to Heaven. St. Peter was giving her a tour of Heaven when she noticed that there were dozens of clocks on the wall. Each clock displayed a different time of day. When she asked St. Peter about the clocks, he replied, ”We have a clock for each person on earth […] More

  • Waaay too drunk…

    A pub’s closing and a totally plastered customer struggles to get to the door, then to walk home, despite only living a few hundred yards from there. He literally crawls on the pavement all the way back home, drags himself up the stairs and eventually reaches his bed after two hours. He wakes up the […] More

  • Obama’s New Health Care Plan

    Virtually every professional discipline within the American Medical Association’s membership has decided to weigh in on the new health care plan being developed by President Obama’s team, with varying thoughts and recommendations. The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves. The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut […] More

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