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  • Robbed At Gas Station

    I got robbed at the gas station today. I called the cops and they asked if I knew who did it. I said, “Yes, pump number six.” More

  • Punctuality

    A company owner was asked a question, “How do you motivate your employees to be so punctual?” He smiled & replied, “It’s simple. I have 30 employees and 29 free parking spaces. One is paid parking.” More

  • Live Shark

    “Can I buy a live shark here?” “Lady, what do you want with a live shark?” “A neighbor’s cat has been eating my goldfish, and I want to teach him a lesson.” More

  • The hit and run case

    A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Lexus in front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a truck passed too close and completely tore the door off of the driver’s side. The counselor immediately grabbed his cell phone, dialed 911, and within minutes a policeman pulled […] More

  • Papa mole

    There was a papa mole, a momma mole, and a baby mole. They lived in a hole out in the country near a farmhouse. Papa mole poked his head out of the hole and said, “Mmmm, I smell sausage!” Momma mole poked her head outside the hole and said, “Mmmm, I smell pancakes!” Baby mole […] More

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