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  • Go See If Am I There

    The basketball coach stormed into the university president’s office and demanded a raise right then and there. “Please,” protested the college president, “you already make more than the entire History Department.” “Yeah, maybe so, but you don’t know what I have to put up with,” the coach blustered. “Look.” He went out into the hall […] More

  • Too Much Flirting

    John looked tense. His friend asked him the reason for his worry. John said he had received a letter from somebody threatening him of dire consequences if he did not stop flirting with his wife. The friend says, “Then what’s the problem? Just stop flirting with his wife.” John replies, “I would, but the letter […] More

  • Don’t Believe Him, He’s Getting Senile

    An Elderly couple was celebrating their 60th anniversary. The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighborhood after they retired. Holding hands, they walked back to their old school. It was not locked, so they entered, and found the old desk they’d shared where Andy had carved ‘I love […] More

  • Keep On Pulling

    A preacher was looking for a good used lawnmower one day. He found one at a yard sale that Little Johnny happened to be manning. “This mower work, son?” the preacher asked. Little Johnny said, “Sure does, just pull on the cord hard, though.” The preacher took the mower home and when he got ready […] More

  • The Accident That’s About to Happen

    Husband: Babe, after work I had an accident. Sabrina took me to the hospital. After various tests, they said I was in a bad state with cervical dislocation, multiple facial injuries. Also, they will have to amputate my right leg. Wife: Who is Sabrina? More

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