Nobody Really Was Home
A girl phoned me the other day and said, “Come on over, there’s nobody home.” I went over. Nobody was home. More
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Wise Fatherly Words
An elderly man was on the operating table, about to be operated on by his son, a famous surgeon. Just before they put him under, he asked to speak to his son. “Don’t be nervous, son, just do your best and remember, if it doesn’t go well, if something happens to me… your mother is […] More
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Special Order
A man goes into a coffee shop and says, “I would like one of your special breakfasts.” “No problem,” comes the reply from behind the counter. “But I want it my way,” says the man. “What do you mean ‘your way’?” asks the waiter. The man says, “Well, I want the eggs only half done,” […] More
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Who’s been?
A man walks into a crowded local bar brandishing a revolver yelling “Who’s been screwing my wife?” A voice from the back of the bar shouts back, “You don’t have enough ammo, mate!” More
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Com-for-at-ble
A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull. The women need to buy another, but only have $500. The redhead tells the blonde, “I will go to the market and see if I can find one for under that amount. If I can, I will send you a telegram.” […] More
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