Teacher and Student
Teacher: Whoever answers my next question, can go home. One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: Who just threw that? Boy: Me and I’m going home now. More
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Little boys and skydiving
There are three men in the military practicing skydiving. The first man jumps out and a swiss army knife falls out of his pocket. The second man jumps out and a kitchen knife falls out of his pocket. The third jumps out and a grenade falls out of his pocket. When they land, they go […] More
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Best Credit Card Offers?
A lady got a call from a bank…. Hello Mam! We are offering you credit card with best deals!!! 1. No annual charges. 2. No interest on balance for three months. 3. Big credit limit. 4. No penalties for over spending. Smart reply by the lady: No thanks… I don’t want a credit card. I […] More
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Good-natured boss
Finally, the good-natured boss was compelled to call Smith into his office. “It has not escaped my attention,” he pointed out, “that every time there’s a home game at the stadium, you have to take your aunt to the doctor.” “You know you’re right, sir,” exclaimed Smith, “I didn’t realize it. You don’t suppose she’s […] More
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Vatican Fried Chicken
During a Papal audience, a business man approached the Pope and made this offer: Change the last line of the Lord’s prayer from “Give us this day our daily bread” to “Give us this day our daily chicken,” and Kentucky Fried Chicken will donate $10,000,000 to Catholic charities. The Pope declined. Two weeks later, the […] More
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A woman and her son were takin…
A woman and her son were taking a cab in New York City. It was raining and all the hookers were standing under the awnings. “Mommy,” said the little boy, “what are all those ladies doing?” “They’re waiting for their husbands to get off of work,” she replied. The cabbie turns around and says, “Geez […] More
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