There are three kinds of men in this world… Some remain single and make wonders happen. Some have girlfriends and see wonders happen. The rest get married and wonder what happened??? More
After the honeymoon, the new wife tells her husband, “I think it’s time for you to stop playing golf. In fact, you might as well sell all of your clubs.” The husband replies, “You’re starting to sound like my ex-wife.” His wife says, “I thought you said you’ve never been married before?” The husband says, […] More
The school bus driver stopped to pick up a kindergarten student. The bus driver saw an older woman hugging the boy as he left his house. When the boy stepped on the bus, the driver asked, “Is that your grandma?” “Yes,” the boy said, “She’s come to visit us for Thanksgiving.” “How nice,” the bus […] More
I went to a new bank in town to open a joint account. When they got to the point in the application where they ask for the second name on the account, my reply was, “Anyone who has a lot of money.” More
(Grandpa) “Honey did you know that kids these days don’t put their tooth under the pillow for the tooth fairy? What they do is take a digital image and upload it to the toothfairy website they then get paid in bit coins.” (Grandma) “Dear, you’ve been talking to your grandson again and he’s pulling your […] More