Jokes of the day - Part 252

Forgive Your Enemies

The preacher’s Sunday sermon was ‘Forgive Your Enemies.’ He asked how many of the congregation have forgiven their enemies? About half held up their hands. He then repeated his question. Now about 80 % held up their hands. He then repeated his question once more. All responded, except one elderly lady. “Mrs. Johnson, are you […] More

Bad words

Joe’s dad scolded him for breaking a neighbor’s window with a baseball. – “What did he say to you when you broke his window?” asked the father. – “Do you want to hear what he said with or without the bad words?” – “Without, of course.” – “Well, then, he said nothing.” More

Early Dementia Test

It’s that time of year to take our annual senior citizen test. Exercising the brain is as important as exercising muscles. As we grow older, it’s important to keep mentally alert. If you don’t use it, you lose it! Below is a very private way to gauge your loss or non-loss of intelligence. Take the […] More

Two Old Drunks

Two old drunks are sitting in a bar when the first one says, “Ya know, when I was thirty and got an ere_ction, I couldn’t bend it, even using both hands. By the time I was forty, I could bend it about ten degrees if I tried really hard. By the time I was fifty, […] More

Trying on Shoes

A blonde walks into a shoe store and tries on a pair of shoes. “How do they feel?” asks the salesclerk. “Well, they feel a bit tight,” replies the blonde. The assistant promptly bends down and has a look at the shoes and the blonde’s feet. “Try pulling the tongue out,” offers the clerk. “Nath, […] More

Nude Beach

Two parents take their son on a vacation and go to a nude beach. The father goes for a walk on the beach and the son goes and plays in thewater. The son comes running up to his mom and says…”Mommy, I saw ladies with boobies a lot bigger than yours!” The mom says…”the bigger […] More

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